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For those who watch Catfish, I've probably posted this music video ages ago, but if you haven't watched, it's really funny. Reminds you of the show, right? lol



(I don't think it plays for people in other countries. Sorry!)

Here's a joke I wrote. Of course, none of it is real. And there's no chance of that happening to me. Lol



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A plumber was going to snake my drains today. He asked if I had an extra coat hanger.



-Pats stomach- Sorry, I used the last one.



lmao